Well well fellas it is around that time again. You know that time when you decide if you will continue to have a lady/boo/girlfriend around Valentine’s Day. I have found that single woman are easier to deal with on Valentine’s day because there are no expectations what so ever, whereas that special someone has expectations and your previous gift history to judge your performance. The bottom line is to either end with or earn some F*ck points for redemption down the line. (Am I kidding, you will never know now will you)
Seriously you shouldnt need a Hallmark Holiday to show that special someone in your life that you care. If the success of your gift depends on how much you have to spend then you need to reconsider… read some literature. Here is a test, everything that she likes find the cheapest way to get it and see how it goes over. If she realizes that you remembered all her favorite things than she is a keeper. If she is upset over the quality of the gifts than you may need to find somebody else.
In closing whatever you do decide to do have fun, be safe and use protection.
PS. I need a Valentine. Valentine’s day is groupie/bopper free time… so only real women need inquire. Want to know if you a real woman? Simple math Add up your number of sexual partners in the last year and then subtract the number of relationships you were in during those past months. If the difference is equal to three(3) or less… hit me. If That 1st number is greater than 6, go Away. You either or a freak or you fall in love to easy.
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