Valentines Music: I Need Love

Yeah boy, this aint something you play during the night of Valentine’s day. You send this link to her email a day or two before to start that mental stimulation. That way if the big day doesnt go as planned you have some stored up effort credit. Hey dont knock effort, it is the thought that counts. At least thats what I have been told. Wait let my thoughts be of doing something other than something involving her… I bet she would appreciate that thought.  ….. wait what was I typing about?

Enjoy

Valentines: Red Light Special

I dont know about the rest of yall, but I could use a Red Light Special. This shit still goes hard. What it do TLC and R.I.P. Left Eye. Fellaz if you trying to set the proper mood and you more importantly you care about the lady enough to put in some effort, this is the type of music you need to play. Even if you dont like the song a lot. ITS NOT ABOUT YOU SILLY GOOSE.

Yeah Buddy

Music: Valentine’s Day Dedication Pt1

This is for my dudes who be trying hard to please that special someone and just cant seem to get it right. This is also for those young men who tell a lady up front how they feel and what it is and they act brand new around Valentine’s Day, birthdays and other holiday.

Valentine’s Day 2010

Well well fellas it is around that time again. You know that time when you decide if you will continue to have a lady/boo/girlfriend around Valentine’s Day. I have found that single woman are easier to deal with on Valentine’s day because there are no expectations what so ever, whereas that special someone has expectations and your previous gift history to judge your performance. The bottom line is to either end with or earn some F*ck points for redemption down the line. (Am I kidding, you will never know now will you)

Seriously you shouldnt need a Hallmark Holiday to show that special someone in your life that you care. If the success of your gift depends on how much you have to spend then you need to reconsider… read some literature. Here is a test, everything that she likes find the cheapest way to get it and see how it goes over. If she realizes that you remembered all her favorite things than she is a keeper. If she is upset over the quality of the gifts than you may need to find somebody else.

In closing whatever you do decide to do have fun, be safe and use protection.

PS. I need a  Valentine. Valentine’s day is  groupie/bopper free time… so only real women need inquire. Want to know if you a real woman? Simple math Add up your number of sexual partners in the last year and then subtract the number of relationships you were in during those past months. If the difference is equal to three(3) or less… hit me. If That 1st number is greater than 6, go Away. You either or a freak or you fall in love to easy.

PSA: Music options = Sex options

So ladies have you not been satisfied lately or does that satisfaction often come to soon and does not last nearly long enough? Well I have figured it out! Its the music options that the current crop of men have to chose from. Whether its “Mr Hit That Hoe”, “Flex” or “Bedrock”, these songs are first and foremost fast secondly the do not speak of intimacy. Even Trey Songz smash, “I Invented Sex” is problem because it assumes that you are one willing to have sex and two it leaves little to the imagination. I can speak for myself when I say, I cant provide you with another man’s idea of great loving. I can only give you my version and well damn it…. if you dont like it you can kick rocks.

So the next time you are with your boo and he suggest a song that basically gives you detailed instructions on what to do and/or is some hard shit… remember most people dont listen to lyrics and just like when you dance.. if its fast you get just that… fast and rough. (if it works for you keep it moving) If you would like an alternative please try this…

Fellaz let me give you some game…. The more time you spend on foreplay… the better the experience and they will come back for more even if you off your game that night.

RIP Teddy P. (if you do not know who this is… go away) thanks

Health: Pick the Sex of your Child

Would you pick the sex of your child if you had the option? I would not interfere unless it was determined through genetic testing of myself and my baby mama that one particular gender would have a high probability to having one of those super disorders. Even then, I probably wouldnt…. every time we meddle with nature some side effect that we could have never imagined comes back and bites us in the ass. Just expect what you were blessed to have.

I can see it now, these pseudo-celebrites having whatever gender is popular at the time. whats next controlling the hair and eye color. If this is the path that we are headed down I can see 2012 as really happening to teach us a lesson.

What do you think?

Read what inspired this post here

PSA: World Aids Day 2009

As I sit here and write this it saddens to think that a disease is running rampant because we as human beings can not practice restraint. Drug abusers and those that indulge in risky sexual behavior share one thing, lack of self control. We humans think that we can control everything up to and including the entire Earth itself, yet we put ourselves at risk because we have cant have safe sex or go without a unnatural high.

If we stopped having sex for two weeks worldwide and every sexually active person got tested we could probably destroy this menace of the world. If intervenious drugs were not so easy to obtain that would also slow the march of this global epidemic.

Fellaz I know how good it feels to be inside that wet wet the way the way we came into this world, naked. Why do we gamble with our lives? Is pussy really worth not seeing your parents, siblings, children and friends? Why through a lifetime for one good time? I am by no means saying not to have sex, Im just saying be smart and protect yourself.
Ladies, you are the gate keeper of all sexual activity. If you required every dude to wear protection, I’d bet the house that if a man had to chose between a condom and no sex at all he would chose condom 99.8% of time. I wouldnt think you would want to mess with that .2%. So if accommodating someone elses needs above the safety of yourself is worth more than your life carry on. There are some of you who just dont like condoms, I understand that… but not everyone should have that option/privilege.

To those who use drugs, I am not judging you because the good Lord knows that I have my vices. If you are going to use these type of narcotics that require you use a needle use your drugs safely and do not share your needles. I think you should get help and kick the shit all together, but like I said Im not judging. There are also numerous groups that give out clean needles to those in need.

The one thing that GOD gives all of us equally is free will. We can do anything that we want whether its safe or not. Does it amaze anyone else that AIDS/HIV for most part can infect us because of that free will that GOD gave us. The common cold and flu enter our bodies not because any one choice that we make. Think about that for a moment.

Love Yourself

For More Information Visit: www.worldaidsday.org